Sequel

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As the theory of the philosophy of mashed habits has been posted via the last post, I have researched on it and it is true. I worked really hard last night researching and I have uncovered the secret to life, the universe and everything… But you will have to wait and see for a while. Meanwhile I must inform you that cabbages are untimely animals who have no sense of turkey. Therefore when you eat cabbage and turkey together, it could mean a fate worse than death. Your stomach churns over and over until you ring all the juices out of you. If you are extremely unlucky, you might even fall face down in a bowl of mod roc and have all the moisture sucked out of your eyes. However, sperm whales are known for eating turkey and cabbages, and are therefore immune to the disease. I thought this was strange as the turkey and cabbage are hideous and ferocious land animals and neither of them are creatures of the sea or even amphibious. I looked it up in the thesaurus and it read: turkey; man's best friend. The turkey is a somewhat strange creature as it spends most of its life in the sea. This is strange because the turkey is a land animal and evidently dies and has some kind of respawning process in its home under the sea. Also, if you mix turkey with cabbages and eat it, you will die. But if you sing "Its A Long Way To Tipparary" to your grave then you will be spared from turkabbage's evil grasp. Some people define turkeys as clever living creatures which have a mind of their own. However the government have defined it as smelly stupid creatures who have no brain and are delicious; hence the name turkey. The philosophy of the wooden box is not true. Once you have listened to my story of it, the philosophy of mashed habits is not complex. Also, turkeys are better than normal, they're AB-normal. Cats bums are also essential to the cleaning process of blue tits. The cleaning process of blue tits is difficult due to their strange faeces and peculiar cheesy centre. Also, Viva Las Gaygas is closing down. What a sad moment it will be for all of us (who are gay (by the way, I am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) But look at me babbling on. I must tell you the eternal secret of life, the universe and everything.

By the way the eternal answer is forty two, so Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian (whatever her last name is) are searching for the eternal question.

The eternal secret is: cabbages are not porous. Hee hee.